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Means to go for the ogre hunt.
Sometimes misinterpreted as courage, "to take the torches and the pitchforks" is not an act of heroism, nor bravery.
It's rather an act of desperation with the only motivation being to engage sexual activity with a very ugly individual, that would often be confused with an ogre.
Kevin: What happened to Brad at the party last night?
Martin: After 2 am he lost his standards and took the torches and the pitchforks
Kevin: damn man I would never do that (crosses his index and middle-finger behind the back)
Martin: I know! That Katia was a real Ogre!

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taking a bendis

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International Take a Big Risk Day

International Take a Big Risk Day is a concept created by internationally known and recognized Couples Therapist, creature of the Adventure in Intimacy couples workshops, as an opportunity to stretch into new behaviors that help us reclaim our atrophied human qualities that are part of our human essence!.
What a coincidence! Today is International Take a Big Risk Day! What healing behavior will you stretch into, so that you grow yourself today?
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Take à Napoléon

Means taking a loooong deep nap with your stomach full.

“I took a nap!” The other person replies: “Same schedule took à Napoléon too…”
Take à Napoléon… This person took a loooong deep nap with a happy stomach! With explaines why it isn’t just a nap but a more historical conquest, that needs a famous name like Napoleon.
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Taking a plunge

Term used to reference, in vague manner, a sex act that would be better left to the imagination. Used in similar fashion as yada yada yada, or another sex act, the “Z.J.”
Person 1: “I went to Steve and Leslie’s house and accidentally walked in on them taking a plunge...”
Person 2: “what even is that?”
Person 1: “If you have to ask, you can’t afford it”
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how long do you take to wake up in the morning?

lightly insulting joke used to ask someone how dumb they are, making a comparison to old and slightly stupid computers, that take a long time to turn on.
that make me ask myself , how long do you take to wake up in the morning? cause how can you say something so dumb so securely..
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This has nothing to do with the word. I'm not going to let you make my create artificial intelligence for free and without any credit. If you won't pay, your kids will.
Hym "And I won't even have to ask them to do it. I'm not taking "No" for an answer. It'll be the biggest mistake of your fucking lives."
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