Bean Bag

When someone is being a waste of time, fat fuck that isn't at all amusing you with his/her large head.

"Kaylim, your being a bean bag fuck i'm going to slide tackle your Dad'

by GazzyThirdLeg November 5, 2015

shnazzy beans

Shnazzy beans: a typical response to anything from something cool to a mundane comment. Can be used sarcastically, or genuinely. Depending on the person and circumstance.

Aight, shnazzy beans

by grammarnatzi April 12, 2016

dead bean

Farther who's not involved in his child's life

The father of Emma is dead bean he's not involved in her life at all.

by Nabila Belkacemi November 14, 2016

cancer bean

A person who is being stupid or otherwise cancerous, but has a spanish backgound.

Jose: hola, want to hang and chilang later?
American: NO go away you cancer bean.

by cancer beanie November 16, 2016

Put weight on the bean

When you get hot and heavy on the clitoris.

i.e. did you hear Jim last night? He bought that girl home and put weight on the bean.

by Nepenthes126 December 4, 2016

Bean dip

The act of slapping a fat man's man boob up and forcefully slapping it down

Yo why that bitch bean dip me?

by Who's chaos's son December 21, 2016

bean

someone who is uneducated and does drugs

"Yo Micheal is such a bean dawg, he even dropped outta school"

by mandem blemdem December 21, 2016