turning an old Volvo into a goat

the main event at a Bay Area play party

We're turning an old Volvo into a goat at Eunice's party tonight. I hear that Bob and Mortimer are participating.

by Frauleinbird December 8, 2018

old in the dark

the illusion of rapid celebrity aging due to a withdrawal into privacy or steep decline in public presence; describing the disparity between one's memory or perception of a person's age and the reality of their appearance

Did you see Brad Dourif? God, that guy got old in the DARK.

by goodoldryman September 12, 2020

Old Kentucky Windage

Either any Kentucky bourbon or whiskey.

Also a mixed drink containing Kentucky bourbon whiskey and blackberry brandy.

I got fucked up on the old Kentucky Windage last night.

by New Bedford Redneck December 26, 2023

Old Shroud

A disparaging remark directed to an older or aging women. Also refers to a younger woman that performs lame actions such as: going to bed early, not drinking enough, or being a party pooper.

As a man ages he develops old balls, as a woman ages she develops an old shroud.

"She has an old shroud"

by Dr. Johnson Mac February 9, 2010

old peat

stanky old cock

my grandpa whipped out his stinky old peat and i said damn

by oldpeat69 April 18, 2017

Old Wisconsin yumbo

When you get a blow job from a hooker with no teeth

That chick from last night was a old Wisconsin yumbo

by Face tickler July 2, 2025

Needle Shits Old Fart

An old person between the age of 50 and 75 who doesn't realize what impact their grumpy mood has on the people around them.

For example the scene from A Million Ways to Die in The West, featuring the main characters father sitting in a rocking chair. The father is a Needle Shits Old Fart!

by Dill weed October 3, 2023