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back pocket guy

Or just "back pocket".

(Derogatory)

1. One of the guys a woman keeps platonically in her orbit so that she could tap into in times of need.

2. One of the guys a woman keeps platonically in her orbit to possibly, one day, marry or get into a relationship with when she's old enough and the security alarm of settling down becomes too loud to ignore.

Also see: (beta) orbiter ; white knight
- When she doesn't hook up or spend the night with anyone, Maria calls one of her back pocket guys to give her a ride from the club.

- If push comes to shove, in tens years, you'll probably still have your back pockets.
by SomewhereElse January 13, 2017
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To Lunch that guy in the face

To slap someone in the face with a lunch tray. Typically reserved for someone who is a total douche, when a traditional punch just won't do.
I bet even Gandhi would love To Lunch that guy in the face
by RedMcSwordHands May 13, 2017
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Computer Guy Mike

The computer guy at your company who is constantly horny, and generally clueless.
Girl, that Computer Guy Mike drunk texted me last night. What a fool!
by smooth888 February 7, 2015
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bcs guy

Guys who get all the bitches and the hoes. They beat ECS guys. 24-0 in Nashville. ECS guys are queers like people at MUS and CBHS except for one Iraninan shiznit associated with Al Queada.
Bitches want BCS guy's bodies. They want to have sex with them.
by Sadam Huessien March 5, 2005
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guy cry movie

A movie that guys cry when they watch it.
Brians Song is the greatest Guy Cry movie of all time.
by H.E. Pennypacker May 6, 2006
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Little bitch guy

A guy who behaves like a little bitch in so many situations, he can be generalized as "little bitch guy." Little bitch guy is not to be confused with "acts like a little bitch when he's with his girlfriend guy" because he's a little bitch regardless of his company.
A: "Dude I think I'm only going to do one set of pull ups today, I don't want to get a callus on my hands."

B: "Whatever you say little bitch guy"

A: (after friend jumps over fence to save some time getting to the bball courts) "Think I'll walk around man, that looks too hard and I don't want to hurt myself"
B: "Alright little bitch guy, I'll see you on the court."
by resevil787 February 17, 2013
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Good Guy With A Gun

A phrase frequently used by members of the National Rifle Association, Focus on the Family, and other conservative Christian groups aimed at abusing representative democracy to impose biblical law on non-Christians. Originally used to describe a concealed-carry permit holder who shoots a would-be attacker before they can accomplish real harm, but has since been co-opted to refer to white supremacists, especially current and former members of the military, American law enforcement (don't even get me started on the SROs), and other ammosexual evangelist control freaks. Not something Jesus Christ would approve of if he were alive today.

Thank god the NRA went bankrupt after the Capitol Insurrection.
After watching the news coverage of the insurrection at the Capitol Building, I'll never hear the phrase, "Good guy with a gun," the same way ever again.

Have you noticed how many, "good guys with guns," are just straight up Nazis and klansmen?
by jlloyddaman January 31, 2021
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