certified dead

Used in a context where the person is 100% out of lifes breath and not able to function as a living human being.

Also used as slay, with "slay boots the house down houston i'm diseased OR: certified dead"

Wow she got hit by a car! But she did it in style. Slay boots the house down, houston she's certified dead.

by piet pieraat February 6, 2024

Deaded

Deaded is another word for saying someone has passed and in mourning state

"Yes *persons name* has been deaded."

by KKITOOO April 12, 2023

Im dead

Expression of something being so shocking you think its a dream and or finding something extremely funny

Nahh brooooo, im dead

by ImZenoh April 12, 2023

Dead Game

League of Legends Wildrift

Wildbrief plokers are so obsessed with dead game.

by ml plokers April 12, 2023

cat the dead dog

the cat died to the dead dog

cat the dead dog died

by flying man April 21, 2023

Dead Rat in my ass

What Red Dead Redemption should've been.

Tyson: Hey, did you get Dead Rat In My Ass yet?
Samuel: Nope, I do have "3 Snakes in My Colon 2" however.

by fishgaming April 24, 2023

Jerry Springer Dead At 79

the former Cincinnati mayor and talk show host, died Thursday at his home in the Chicago area after a brief illness, according to his family. He was 79.

Jerry Springer Dead At 79, What?

by SPrice1980 April 27, 2023