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Bob

The guy you don't fuck with his daughter

Usually a cop
Guy 1 : yo last night I made lily suck my balls

Guy 2 : you realise she's a teen bro wtf ?!

Guy 1 : so what

Guy 2 : you're fucked she's Bob's daughter

Guy 1 : oh shit !
by Djesse April 11, 2020
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Bob

bob
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by theeeeememelord69420 November 7, 2021
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vs bob

vs bob
by purple4621 September 9, 2021
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Sparkly Bob

A sexual act in which a man ejaculates into a woman's ear.
We both felt that the eye was too risky, so I just gave her a Sparkly Bob.
by RB_LIVE August 11, 2009
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Bobs

A 100kg failure
by James Rodafriguez September 13, 2020
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bob right now

Bob himself is indefinable on a spiritual level, meaning bob can never truly fully be comprehended by the human brain
but if you are bob right now the simplest apprehension possible is that you possess amazing qualities and supernatural powers, Bob has no capacity or limit to what he can do because he is bob.
by joe mom 69 funny lol March 6, 2021
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jimmy bill bob

the old one of endless power and sex
all hail jimmy bill bob
by bob llib ymmij December 9, 2022
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