scottish baked pie

filling a pie with a scotsman's semen and baking it. mm delicious

mary: hey dude, do you have a scotsman handy?
hunter: no sorry. why?
mary: i want to make a scottish baked pie
hunter: oh ok. ill ask around
mary: thanks

by JellybeanStupido July 5, 2016

pastie baked

Completely off your head on drugs

Joe is fucking pastie baked

by Dave__BOYYYY May 17, 2016

85th base

When someone with the name joe payson gives you head

Last night i had 85th base!

Nice

by George Gilmore January 21, 2017

Twice Baked

When you smoke half a blunt, bust that down and mix it with different weed. Roll that into another blunt, and smoke it.

We were Twice Baked when we thought of this

by Hotbox Gang June 12, 2017

Birchmount Baseball

A house league midget team that can't play defence if their lives depended on it

"Took an easy W against Birchmount Baseball today"

by Jman4510fukyobitchhh July 18, 2017

6900th base

The act of sexual intercourse in your grandmother's bed. Little known fact, it's just weird unless it's also in a public area such as the Leaning Tower of Piza, Empire State Building, or some other tourist filled shithole.

Guy 1: I got to 6900th base last night!
Guy 2: No way! Where did you put your grandma's bed?
Guy 1: The Eiffel Tower!

Guy 3: That's so romantic Bro!

by Fyckboi72 August 7, 2017

fourth-base shortcut

Refers to the act of bypassing second and third base, but instead proceeding directly from first to fourth base; i.e., having sex with a girl right away, without bothering to tediously wade through the whole hugging/kissing/touchy-feely foreplay-crap in between.

The simplest and most effective/successful fourth-base shortcut procedure, in two easy steps:
(1) Find a hot chick and offer her a free foot-massage (first base).
(2) When the cutie obligingly plops herself down and gives you her feet, take one foot in each hand and start rubbing them, but also gradually raise them up high till her legs are back over her head and her butt is lifted off the ground, allowing you to slip off whatever lower garment(s) she's wearing. If she'd made no objections by that time, then the rest is easy; just kick off your own lower garments and enjoy (fourth base).

by QuacksO October 8, 2017