Asshole hair

The hair you realized you had while you where masturbating ,shitting ,or while reading this definition.

Joe: i realized something the other day.
Tim: yeah, what was it?
Joe: that I have asshole hair.
Tim: your just realizing that!?

by MonkeyShitter June 13, 2018

Hair fire

A complete overreaction to what ends up being a nonevent.

By misunderstanding the problem, the boss put us through a real hair fire.

by SmilinRic December 16, 2008

Hair

Voldermort doesn’t have this

Harry: here’s some shampoo
Voldermort: but I have no hair…..

by Poppoppoppop September 14, 2021

Magic hair

Beautiful natural hair that is of african and african american descent. This type of hair has its own drip and is very desirable to many. You know your hair is magic when you comb your hair and the comb breaks

She tried to have a perm. She dont know she has magic hair

by Bad demon baby December 21, 2020

Hair around the hole

Andy Keenan

Andy Keenan is the hair around the hole that you just can't get rid of

by Ehbro August 29, 2017

recruitment hair

Stereotypical slicked back salesman haircut

Look at Sam over there, that's some serious recruitment hair!

by playaaa24 November 28, 2014

Hairing

An alternate word to the word "shave" used in the same context as you would skinning something

Person 1 "I think I want to shorten my hair"
Person 2 "Oh I can help you I'm hairing somebody right now"

by _Izzysaurus February 24, 2022