wet tube sox

A lubed up butthole

Darrel wore assless chaps when he got his wet tube sox

by Dirty n anonymous August 10, 2017

smells like a wet towel

an idiomatic phrase insinuating that the subject has some quality that is not appealing to the senses; not to be construed literally

That bar smells like a wet towel.

by AnubisIbizu February 20, 2020

Wet Owl Nigger Hater

A black person who hates racism

Jamal is such a wet owl nigger hater

by Knicker July 8, 2025

Wet-ear

Adjective
Given to a person who is a frequent gossiper leading them to be whispered in their ear, letting them have "wet-ears"

Person1: "Alex is such a gossiper, they are so wet-eared."

Person2: " Yeah I don't know how someone can just do that."

by farmerTodd January 17, 2024

direct wet willie

in the same family as a "wet willie", but instead of licking one's finger and penetrating another's ear, one would directly penetrate their tounge into another's ear in order to directly transfer the saliva.

Donna: he thought he was being sexy by licking my ear, but he kinda gave me a direct wet willie
Kimmy: ew, so sloppy

by gingerspiceypoo July 4, 2011

You fancy a sclop nigger dick wet balls pussy Gina

Very me and a lot of schlop nigga

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by Mr twinkle tip September 8, 2025

wet jeffrey

A distance cousin of the "Wet Willy" where the male partner ejaculates into the ear of his partner.

We were having a good time, until he pulled out and gave me a wet jeffrey.

by Fotch6729 January 17, 2024