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Urban Dictionary

A place where people do a number of the following:
1. Post name definitions with the hopes of boosting their self-esteem or shitting on someone.
2. Turn anything into a lengthy and/or confusing sex act.
3. Prove to humanity that they should be in school learning vocabulary, grammar, and spelling.
4. Attempt to make up new words that don't often become popular and sit there sadly and meaningless, not catching on at all.
5. Actually attempt to create a formal and dictionary-esque definition of a word, pleasing both the intellectuals and the masses alike. (Thank you to those people who do).
Human 1: I searched up pirate on urban dictionary.
Human 2: What was the result?
Human 1: Apparently it means to stomp on a girl's leg then cum in her eye, my faith in humanity is at an all-time low.
by Pancake Knight December 9, 2018
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Urban Dictionary

The only resource for 100% correct definitions
A: hey what does *word* mean?
B: uhhhh a-
A: nvm I'll use Urban Dictionary beuse that's always the most accurage sourse of info you can get. Fuck that Wikipedia bs when you have Urban Dictionary!!1!!1!
by nenaiowo April 14, 2018
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Urban Dictionary

My favorite place to write negative definitions for words I don't like or to sneak inside jokes into definitions even though they say not to do it.
Imagine using Urban Dictionary as a legitimate dictionary lmao. Half the definitions are about sex and the other half are about politics.
by poudink January 9, 2021
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Urban dictionary

The dictionary to look up dirty words or slang and if you did not know your on it now.
by Sir Charles DickBag June 7, 2016
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Urban Dictionary

The site you are seeing this word right now.
by Peter Oak December 28, 2022
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Evil Urban Dictionary

The place to go to when you don't want any definitions for any words. It also sells you test tubes instead of mugs.
"Hey man, I went over to Evil Urban Dictionary and saw nothing interesting, but I got these test tubes!"
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urban dictionary

a website to find weird but funny definitions for pretty much everything
friend:have you heard of the urban dictionary
firend#2:haha yeah
by Theguywhoisnice October 30, 2019
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