off my tits

To be VERY much under the influence of a substance. Most commonly used as either an excuse or a conversation starter.

A variation of sozzled
"I only kissed him because I was off my tits" OR "God, I was so off my tits last night, I don't know how I got home"
by The Traveller July 28, 2005
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sucking hind tit

Not getting a fair share. Many female mammals have multiple rows of breasts, for example dogs. Typically the rear most pair of breasts is smaller and less developed than the rest. Hence a pup nursing from the rear most breast is likely to receive less milk than other nursing pups. Hind means rear most. Tit is slang for breast.
Since the introduction of Windows '95, Apple Computer has been sucking hind tit.
by Chicago God April 12, 2005
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Your mom's tits

Its the ideal reply that overthrows pretty much any insult directed to you. Its a fast, effortless, efficiant, come back.
Bro 1: Hey man you smell like shit

Bro 2: Your mom's tits

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Bro 1: Ewww you look like sloppy today

Bro 2: Yeah, so did your mom's tits

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Bro 1: Dude why are you talking to Michelle she gets around

Bro 2: So do your mom's tits
by Dumpster Bagel July 01, 2009
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eat my tits

Phrase Borat shouts at people from the window of his car when he does not approve of them. Often accompanied afterword with the word bitch.
Borat: Who is this car that follow us? I wish it didn't follow us anymore.
Driving Instructor: Oh, I don't know.
Borat: Maybe we lose them.
Driving Instructor: No, we better not lose them.
Borat: yelling at the passing car Hey, don't look at me. Eat my tits!
Driving Instructor: All right. We'll make a right turn up here.
by Asweetin' July 16, 2008
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getting on my tits

To be really annoyed by someone or something and to express it in a funny exclamation

Usually used by men but I once heard a woman say it, much to my joy
Me: Fucking hell!!! Those gouranga idiots are really getting on my tits
by Kieren and Grae July 06, 2006
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1940's tits

Big, Round, voluptuous, tits, that don't need a push up bra to touch each other and was why your grandpa fought WWII.
I wish my girlfriend had 1940's tits.
by richtitsmcgee February 02, 2014
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8-Bit Tit

Did you see that girl? She has no chest, she has an 8-Bit Tit.
by Mememeistro December 20, 2016
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