Alex

a cute girl that has the best personality. She can't spell and she ain't very bright either. She is normal build but has striking blue eyes and a smile that can pierce your heart. she isn't very social but has many friends. She is probably the best girl to date for fun.

Guy 1: How was your date?
Guy 2: I had a blast. I am going on another date with Alex next week!
Guy 1: I wish I could Date her.

by A Shritan January 22, 2020

alex turner

a hot man who every girl with good taste wants to marry

“alex turner” is so hot

by thatisfp July 22, 2023

Alex

An absolute unit, makes everybody around him look like normies.

Alex is a bitch stealing, mega-unit

by AlexUrBoi November 8, 2019

Alex moment

When a person tries to be funny by using something he learned at school.

Real Alex moment

by ISRY November 9, 2020

Alex

A loser that gets bullied by everyone that he owns. Gets butt raped by every boy he meets. Loses fathers every year.

Alex is a loser

by Bitchbro November 17, 2018

Alex

Alex is a tall Sasquatch male he is always on his phone ignoring ppl like a got a whole social life to keep up with he like girls that think like rocks which is strange he is cocky and is shit at call of duty if u come across this dude u need to runnnnnn or he will jump u periodt

Omg is that Alex
Yes bro he’s always on his phone texting and ignoring his “friends”

by Doraislitasf November 29, 2019

Alex Lomuto

A man who is desperate for greek womens toes and contemplates him suckling on their velumptious nails. He is also a known farmer of small teams such as Collingwood and Boroondara. His favourite thing to do is to be close to Max De Souza. He especially likes when Max calls him his little pre npl king. They also regularly flick each others nipples in a sexual act. His favourite excirsize is jawline excersizes which he regularly flashes to greek girls. He runs Mount Waverely and is king of the canteen his favourite meal is a chocolate cookie.

Alex Lomuto farms small teams.

by gigachadmale123 August 20, 2023