Potatoes.

A word for when you find yourself ranting of what seems like random, irrelevant nonsense and wish to terminate the line of thought.
Computer Programmer: Here, take a look at this Jimmy. Now I know these four pixels don’t really mean much to you right now, but using this function I’ve made I should be able to draw an image on the screen at a specific position relative to the top-left corner of the display. You see, I store the data of the image as a list of RGB values which have to be ordered in this very specific way to maximize storage space. It iterates over every 3 numbers in the data list to get each pixel’s rgb color channels, and uses the width and height of the image to figure out where to put it. This function will also accept hex and hsv formats, which are just different ways of writing colors, and is very cool but does take some advanced type checking in the background, so perhaps I’ll split these functions into separate 'loadHex' and 'loadHSV' functions so it doesn’t have to check each time, not sure, maybe I’ll make this a library...do you think i should use classes for this…OOP is really cool nowadays……….... hmm……….. but yeah, this is like, the most awesomest incredible thing because this makes it possible to upload custom images if I can figure out how to extract the rgb pixel data from a file……. this opens up a whole new world of possibilities for my oddly specific use case..that you don’t seem to quite understand or grasp?um, Jimmy………. are you even listening to me?

Jimmy who lives down the road: …………………………..Huh?

Computer Programmer: ……………………………………….well……..*sigh*……………………………………… Potatoes.
by programmin May 16, 2024
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chipotle potato

Someone who literally sits around and just eats chipotle
" Why is she always with the same burrito? She's literally such a chipotle potato. "
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ALWAYS EAT POTATOES

a girl says that when they have a friend that has a name named Potato Lord that says "never eat potatoes"
"ALWAYS EAT POTATOES" said Lilly
by FNAF_FAN_AFTON FAMILY May 02, 2021
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The water that hardens the egg softens the potato is a Russian saying that means everyone reacts to stressful circumstances differently. It is often used in the context of trauma.
"Rachel's mom just died and a week later she's back to school. Meanwhile, I'm strugling to get out of bed, just because my hamster died. I feel so shitty."

"Dude, don't beat yourself up about it. The water that hardens the egg softens the potato. "
by penisshakes March 30, 2021
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Pirate Potato

Only the coolest gamers have this gamer tag
"Damn Pirate Potato is such a cool kid."
by OzzaO May 07, 2021
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potatoe

a tall masculine man who can get your pants off by sending the right string of emojis this lad sends potatoes instead of nudes and you'll still masturbate about it
mmm look at the absolute potatoe I'm salivating at the thought of him
by The real datboi May 29, 2021
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potatoe

the irish potatoe of swidish noises
man i have that potatoe
by Mesicmania October 24, 2019
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