1 potato, 2 potato

The description of the length of a man’s penis. 1 potato is equal to one gripping hands length. 2 potato is equal to two gripping hands length. Anything over 2 potato is extremely well endowed:)

I smiled when he removed his pants and I saw he was not only 1 potato, 2 potato, he was 3 potato more!

by Reali88 August 18, 2020

Rotten Potato Sackter

When you cup your hand near your butt, fart and with a quick movement of your hand and wrist towards your face you smell your own fart.

When I had some bad gas in the movie theater I pulled a Rotten Potato Sackter to assure I could let one rip!

by SDT October 9, 2020

Alrighty potato

A motivational sentence, to get on with a task.

Finishing a job, going on to the next "alrighty potato, time to do the dishes"

by Jordonwilliam July 16, 2022

A horny potato

A fat guy that needs to stroke be4 he blows

Damn joe! U a horny potato

by Browntheman April 24, 2018

Potato Chip

A- small fish referring to a halibut or sol that lives in the serf zone. About hand sized or smaller, flat and sandy colored.
B- baby halibut or any flat fish under legal catch and keep size.

All the potato chips hang out just past the last wave.
We caught nothing but sea breeze and potato chips.

by Lv5 Bread September 3, 2018

mashed potato baddie

A girl whose sole occupation consists of expertly mashing spuds day in and day out, turning the humble tuber into a work of culinary art!

Chef 1: "Who's on the mashed potato baddie duty tonight?"
Chef 2: "I did it yesterday, so it's your turn today!"
Chef 1: "Fair enough, I'll be the mashed potato baddie today and whip up a batch that'll have everyone begging for seconds."

by BeanieBenny February 16, 2024

potato walk

when lindsey walks heavy footed ie all the time

damn you see that girls potato walk its shaking the floor

by the lindsey January 15, 2017