shit sakes

totally overwhelmed by nonsensical random events or situations.

For shit sakes, I need to replace the clutch because my paid warranty refuses to cover parts and labor.

by SteakAlwaysMadeMeEatMyLimaBean March 30, 2016

Shit-Rip

The act of hitting a bong while taking a shit.

Biggin Shit-Ripped the hell out of his bong.

by Thickin August 4, 2017

Jedi Shit

That good weed

Ay bro, you got that Jedi shit?

by TROCKKKKKKK October 28, 2018

Refusal to Shit

The shit that refuses to exit your anus no matter how many pushes, strains, coaxing activities or rain dances you do.

Also nicknamed, “The 2nd Lieutenant is lost again”
shit, the “I really wish I could shit” shit and “Poop Insurgency” to name a few

I wish I could get on with my day, but my body is going through a Refusal to Shit.

by GiganticFatCat November 5, 2018

little shit

what you say when a little kid talks shit

The Fuck You Say To Me ,You Little Shit!

by (∩ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)⊃━✿✿✿✿✿✿ February 27, 2019

screaming shits

When you have the absolutely worst case of diarrhea that you feel like
Jeff Daniels did on the toilet in Dumb and Dumber and the pain is too
much to bear.

When you drink too many glasses of milk or some lowdown bastard spikes your food
with laxative or you eat too much spicy food, you'll know for sure you'll get them, and
you'll be on the can for a good long time having the screaming shits.

by CDSmith1967 March 6, 2019

Scuba-Shitting

Taking one’s tuba, and sticking it in thyne anus, then proceeding to defecate in the said snorkel, in attempt to make the snorkeler breathe the excrements, ultimately leading the permanent respiratory problems due to the poor air quality of the human waste.

Felix is scuba-shitting in his cousin’s snorkel.

« Ha, my cousin will perish! »-Félix
« What is my cousin doing putting my scuba in his anus?.. Oh, he is scuba-shitting! »

by TartinoBurr December 26, 2018