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John C. Dvorak

A well known author and columnist in the computer and tech world who now co-stars on the world's most listened-to podcast, This Week in Tech, aka TWiT. He has also recently become famous for his stance on spam emails.
"I GET NO SPAM!" -John C. Dvorak
by rimco September 23, 2005
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John R. Lindensmith

Writer, humanist, author, owner of The Church of Fat on Xanga. Minor internet celebrity. Pervy terror lord.
John R. Lindensmith has been giving many-a quality entry in The Church of Fat lately.
by Random Church of Fatter July 24, 2006
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Pulling a John Tucker

A term from the movie John Tucker Must Die.
Is when a guy says that he's whipped and gives a female his watch or personal belonging.
Susan: Hey Sara, Mike just told me he was completly whipped n look he gave me his hoodie

Sara: Dude, Mike is totally pulling a John Tucker on u.
by Unique1234 March 14, 2009
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papa john's that hoe

Ejaculate on the belly of your sexual partner take a mixture of corn starch and flour sprinkle it on her belly where you ejaculated and make dough. (Have fun)
Watch me make some special dough and papa john's that hoe.
by D I double z I e October 23, 2007
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John 3:16

While the "Bible" or whatever will tell you something else, the modern verse is :"lol u gave big gay"
Dave: hey John, your dumb!
John: oh yeah, well you gay!
Dave: well... John 3:16!
by Fritzforthewin July 13, 2018
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Jim my john

Dude, I saw Meghan stop by your apartment yesterday afternoon, but she left a few minutes later.

She just wanted to Jim my John between classes.
by rnnrdad January 23, 2016
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john abner <3

john, the most sweet, compassionate, and loving boy you’ll ever get to meet. can always make someone smile, and never fails to make them laugh. he feels insecure and scared at time just like anyone else but he will always feel the way he tells you. never lies to you, even when he messes up. sometimes the second or third chance is worth it. he’ll always understand your needs and wants and do his best to support them. he has a soft side. its hard to believe but you can hurt his feelings just like your feelings get hurt too. so loving and sweet, even though he wakes u up from NAPS, but makes up for it. one of the most genuine boyfriends you’ll ever get, and gives you the world and more.💖
me: “john abner <3 is the most amazing boy in my world
by meghan._. October 23, 2020
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