monkee pants

Spandex pants so tight and form fitting that you can see the outline of the female genitalia causing you to shout out MONKEE!!
Hey Ryan look at the monkee pants on that chick ....MONKEE!!!
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by Louisiana trouser wowser March 29, 2016
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Today, the 20. of may, any girl/boy finds it pleasant if the other sex (optional) puts theire hands in the others pants and grab that ass, pussy or dick
Girl :„happy national grab under pants day

Guy : „thanks“
Guy starts fingering girl
Girl :„wow, thank you so much
by Max1220 May 15, 2018
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Check Pants

Thomas (the christian monarch sex god) once said check pants
Person 1: bruhi was on 40% check pants and I still didn't get a pack!
Person 2: Bruh Ong Frfr 💀.
by really definitely not shane August 17, 2022
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Polo Pants

An article of clothing that is worn by only fine Somali men. Typically in the 15-18 age range. These pair of pants are definitely a game changer for a female looking a guy.
"he was wearing polo pants today. def a 10/10"
"i cant believe Abdi was wearing polo pants today."
by shakodictionay May 16, 2023
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Panted

The art of fucking a nigga without the use of condom and lube.
by KingLeMaste February 05, 2019
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tobasco pants

Ass itches? Scratch it with a fart, they say.. Tobasco pants are what happens when ya got a spicy bungus, and try to scratch yer ass with a fart.
Got Damn, Bianca got tobasco pants after we had Mexican food earlier. Fuckin' clear as day.
by Aztec03 July 24, 2018
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Puddin' Pants

More severe than a Shart but not full out, colon emptying, pants blowing bowel evacuation. Symptoms include a squishy feeling between your butt cheeks, distinctive bowel aroma, and possibly stickiness between one's drawers and ass cheeks, depending on the consistency of the "pudding" let loose from one's colon.
ME: "What's that smell? Did you Shart?"
You: "Shart? No, but that burrito I had at the Cubby's 100 miles back might have given me Puddin' Pants. We'll have to pull over so I can check."
by Joey69_69 May 19, 2023
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