Gibb's First Law

Coined by Gibbs himself, it is short for 'Gibb's First law of relational-dynamics'

It states that:

No relationship between two persons can ever remain purely platonic, it will either end with one member (usually the male) feeling friendzoned and thus ending the relationship after they lose all hope, or with the relationship becoming romantic, in which case Gibb's Second Law must apply as Gibbs is always right.

Person 1: "Whoa, Sarah and Matt are such good friends!"
Person 2: "Trust me, they're gonna be more than friends soon enough"
Person 1: "Oh yeahhhh, Gibb's First Law, lucky Matt!"

by Slow-winky February 14, 2017

cousin-pibling-in-law

1. The spouse of one's grandparent's sibling's child.
2. The child of one's grandparent-in-law's sibling.

My cousin-pibling-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

Gremlin's Law

The chance of something going wrong increases inversely to the time when you need it to get done.

Jim: I need this paper to print now!
James: Well that sucks, cause the printer's jammed.
Jim: I forgot about Gremlin's Law again.

by SilverPeppef May 29, 2014

Cheek's Law

A derivative of Murphy's Law, but a thousand times worse. The problem that goes wrong will go wrong to the fullest extent.

Guy 1: I just had sex, but she turn turned out to be my cousin and she was born a guy.

Guy 2: That's Cheek's Law at work.

by Rebel1269 December 11, 2015

Courtney's law

Law of not wearing outside clothes in bed. Only pyjamas and underwear are allow in bed.

Uh uh no. Courtney's law, No outdoor clothes in my bed. Take your clothes off before you get in bed.

by Sleeping giant March 16, 2023

first cousin-in-law

1. The child-in-law of one's parent's sibling.
2. The child of one's parent-in-law's sibling.

My first cousin-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

first cousin-in-law

First cousin's spouse or spouse's first cousin.

My first cousin-in-law is a educated person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019