Mouth Hairs

The mysterious hairs which stick to your tongue, which have you scraping your inner mouth with your long, grimy fingernails.

My cat David keeps spreading Mouth Hairs through the house!

by Flatulent_Jarvis March 16, 2020

Asshole hair

The hair you realized you had while you where masturbating ,shitting ,or while reading this definition.

Joe: i realized something the other day.
Tim: yeah, what was it?
Joe: that I have asshole hair.
Tim: your just realizing that!?

by MonkeyShitter June 13, 2018

Hair of the monkey

A beer that is drank in the morning after heavy drinking to cure a beer induced hangover.

You ever wake up from camping hungover from beer, so you take a hair of the monkey and you're in the clear

by Ceresann November 26, 2023

adult hair

another word for pubes.

"i.. i just cant picture kagehina with adult hair."
"me too."

by colberino May 23, 2018

Pp hair

Pp hair aka fat juices cock hair girls love to suck on

Girls love pp hair on boys pps

by R4nd0 mop April 2, 2021

shuffle hair

A phrase meaning 'good looking hair'

Woah, Ben has shuffle hair today

by qwertyduuuuude September 26, 2010

Hacking hair

A hair from a vagina stuck in your throat after oral sex.

I hacked for several minutes to get that hacking hair out of the back of my throat.

by Kevinburger July 23, 2021