When someone's hair is comically without texture, a guy that uses mathematical concepts and the golden ratio to make his hair attract the least bitches possible, combs his hair and makes it look like plastic, uses gel like it's free and normally does shitty haircuts that make his face even more horrendous than it is, normally happens to white rich boys who think they have the best haircut in a 5 mile radius
"Jack thinks he's rocking his new haircut and style but little does he know it's just rich boy hair"
by Borzoilover February 5, 2024
Get the Rich boy hairmug. by a random person :) June 16, 2020
Get the pineapple hairsmug. The producers of Lost decided Hurley would forever keep his shirt on when they got one look at his bubic hair.
by Cyanide Cupcake August 25, 2011
Get the Bubic Hairmug. by LILSoMALIANman69 May 22, 2022
Get the lucas hairmug. Person #1: I can’t believe people believe the election was rigged.
Person #2: Let the hair hit the hide!!
Person #2: Let the hair hit the hide!!
by ScholarNita February 1, 2021
Get the hair hit the hidemug. by caribbeanbeauty December 24, 2016
Get the ana clarian hairmug. the act of using a girl's hand band as a cock ring, soaking up her cum and then putting her hair up for a BJ
by tittytictac4U January 30, 2023
Get the alaskan hair tiemug.