water polo gods

Gods that all water polo players worship when in trouble at games. This is a substitution for god if you aren't catholic.

tes- God that all set players worship if they are put in headlock, or about to get dunked.

eilaog- God that all goalies worship when getting scored on

sreylap dleif- God that all field players worship when they can't stick with their man or keep up with him.

hcneb on- God that all players on the bench worship when their team is loosing or in trouble

hunu hokku- God that the coach worships or prays too every night if their team sucks.

We were down by 4 at our water polo game when I was playing feild so I prayed to the water polo gods, sreylap dleif, and we ended up scoring 5 more goals by 3rd quarter

hunu hokku, my team sucks. please make them better.

by lawltacos November 12, 2010

God Fist

God's extreme disapproval of your actions, or if you happen to be a loli, you're bending over.

I love you *god fist* But I do! *bigger god fist*

Onee-chan? *god fist* OH!!!!! IT HURTS SO GOOD!!!!

by GOD FIST!!!! January 08, 2010

What on gods earth

When something is so fucking unbelievable and out of this world you say this sacred phrase.

You shat in the urinal, pissed in the sink, dried your wet toilet paper under the hand dryer and then ran off and slapped an old woman?! What on gods earth!

by derulais April 06, 2019

god-hitler hybrid

The worst enemy you could possibly have.

OMG! God just merged with Hitler! We're doomed.

I swear, that guy must be a god-hitler hybrid. He's always out to get me.

Note: god-hitler is always all lowercase. It is not a proper noun. Use it as a descriptor.

by ThePowerofHappiness January 08, 2010

Clout god sponge

Clout god sponge lives in pineapple with yung tentacles and his mans star.

Clout god sponge dont fucks with bitch niggas like edgerrin

by Bighitsonly April 24, 2018

emh / gods trash

A norvegian dude who is lazy and doesnt upload for 2 years. Then comes back with a full ass movie. Everybody hopes that he will start making videos from now on. He wears a mask and once tried to remove it but then he was sent to a different timeline.

Jope: jumpen jemini have you seen the new emh / gods trash movie? ohhh Gus ohhhh
Gus: Yes i have Jope!

by wankel_engine October 08, 2021

God fuck me

Used as an expression of unhappiness or discontent when it seems everything in your life sucks. Also used when getting a ticket or on bad days.

God fuck me! My dad just showed up at my house!

by Banana_hammeck December 21, 2021