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Pulling A Facebook

Ruining your product trying to catch up with a quickly rising competitor, constant updates that don't actually improve anything, risking integrity and original goals out of fear of becoming obsolete
Man, Mozilla is really pulling a facebook with all the useless updates since Firefox 4.

Yeah, they're only making it easier for Google to swoop up all of their users with Chrome
by LackadaisicalFucker October 1, 2011
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Facebook Cocksleeve

A person who lacks the skill, knowledge, or self confidence to argue a point on their own, but who will comment if they have one or more people on their side who have commented first.
John always seems to be Jimmy’s Facebook Cocksleeve
by Kooterkat January 3, 2021
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Facebook

Where anyone can be a doctor
Person 1:I just got my medical degree!
Person 2:I used Facebook.
by Blosse12 July 16, 2022
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Facebook

place on the internet where old conspiracists who like pictures of cats meet
I went on Facebook the other day and read that the two llamas from "MargaretYorkshire78" died because of their veganism.
by gabale September 13, 2022
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Facebook Golf

Played by friending attractive people you have recently met in person. Score determined by number of mutual friends.

Like traditional golf, the lower the score the better. Par depends on gender, age, and location.
"I have zero mutual friends with Rebecca from Saturday night - Facebook Golf hole in one!"
by Lightning Danger W. October 18, 2011
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facebook

a website for old dementia riddled people to post unfunny minion memes and ai slop of jesus, horrible looking poor people and obviously fake statues and vehicles "made by hand" and think its real
greg: have you ever been on facebook before?
bob: no im not a fucking 200 year old dying puddle
by pemis nan August 3, 2024
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facebook flooder

one who fills the facebook wall with too many posts....or one who floods the facebook wall..
if aamir posts more than 30 posts in a day ..then we can say that...
aamir is a facebook flooder.
by aziz146 November 4, 2012
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