shit sakes

totally overwhelmed by nonsensical random events or situations.

For shit sakes, I need to replace the clutch because my paid warranty refuses to cover parts and labor.

by SteakAlwaysMadeMeEatMyLimaBean March 30, 2016

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Shit-Rip

The act of hitting a bong while taking a shit.

Biggin Shit-Ripped the hell out of his bong.

by Thickin August 4, 2017

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Jedi Shit

That good weed

Ay bro, you got that Jedi shit?

by TROCKKKKKKK October 28, 2018

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The shit that refuses to exit your anus no matter how many pushes, strains, coaxing activities or rain dances you do.

Also nicknamed, “The 2nd Lieutenant is lost again”
shit, the “I really wish I could shit” shit and “Poop Insurgency” to name a few

I wish I could get on with my day, but my body is going through a Refusal to Shit.

by GiganticFatCat November 5, 2018

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Scuba-Shitting

Taking one’s tuba, and sticking it in thyne anus, then proceeding to defecate in the said snorkel, in attempt to make the snorkeler breathe the excrements, ultimately leading the permanent respiratory problems due to the poor air quality of the human waste.

Felix is scuba-shitting in his cousin’s snorkel.

« Ha, my cousin will perish! »-Félix
« What is my cousin doing putting my scuba in his anus?.. Oh, he is scuba-shitting! »

by TartinoBurr December 26, 2018

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Sleepy Shits

When every time you fall asleep you shit yourself!

Plus I got the sleepy shits, that’s when you shit yourself every time you fall asleep! Only happened about 6 times! Only got the sheets twice! Needless to say I’m plum wore out!

by Jonathan the poon handler January 14, 2019

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