blue douche

Blue Douching- when a person of any color, race, or breed engages in or knowing uses a "blue tooth" type device. Since this is not necessary and looks completely ignorant please remove it from you ear so i can kindly whisper in your ear- "You by no means are that fucking important". I know sometimes you might think you need it in your ear at all time but quess what- "you are not that fucking important!"

"Look at that stupid SOB over there, he could not even come into Wal-Mart without that blue douche".

by Grissom August 19, 2007

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Uber Douche

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by Tomcatpussy April 6, 2009

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Surgery Douche

A person who is obsessed with plastic surgery especially in the facial area.

R : You know what? Luiz is getting his nose done.

K : Again? I mean, he just finished his jaw last month.

R : Yeah, I know.

K: Wow he's such a Surgery Douche!

by Playmaker10 October 27, 2009

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hippie liberal douche bag

a person that usually resides in the bay area that tries to force you to live under their rules of life and can't understand why you hate them. they also think its still the 1960's and havent had a hair cut or bath since then.

If that hippie liberal douche bag trys to peel 1 bumber sticker off the back of their Volvo it'll fall apart.

by lil connor the anchor April 10, 2006

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koont douche

The PG-13 synonym for a bloody cunt. Used primarily on junior high school playgrounds and schoolbuses.

Does that koont douche of a bus driver know her five o'-clock shadow is showing?

by JJ Shepherd May 19, 2006

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Major Douche

One who is merely a brief acquaintance, yet reeks of douchebaggery... Commonly found in inferior private schools. Major Douches are known for their uncanny ability to sniff out a party, or to flip their hair at the worst time possible. Under Armor apparel is another favorite of the major douche, especially when worn with sweatpants and a visor.

Dude look at that kid, yeah I hear he's a Major Douche, I've never really met him though, I mean does have huge subs...

by Concerned Mutter December 10, 2009

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