Chris

A very sexual man. Hot as fuck and will eat you out like a god damn tuna taco. Besides for being a sex god, he is very loyal and kind. Chris will care for your every need. He is the kind of guy you go on a nice innocent stroll down the beach, holding his hand amd talking about you guys future, just to return to your house and have him make you scream Daddy.

"Chris is the guy every girl needs!"
"Chris is such a God, do you see those abs???"

"Oh my lord, Chris took me home last night and fufilled all my kinkest desires😍!"

by fuck_me.papi June 7, 2018

Chris Smith

Absolutely amazing and incredible

These tacos are Chris Smith!

by Hahah jabs December 10, 2021

Chris

Chris is the type of guy to have a massive p*nis and blaze while naked.

Yo, Chris is absolutely insane.

by CodexperteZ January 11, 2022

chris baxford

a term for when someone hops from one person to another; they don't stay in one relationship for too long

keith: "yo have you heard?"
dominick: "heard what?"
keith: "jveon pulled a chris baxford bro"
dominick: "damn... jit rlly be wildin"

by Delantae Woods December 22, 2022

Chris Pratt

The first man in marvel history to say the f-word.

Hey bro, did you hear that Chris Pratt was the guy in a marvel movie to say the f-word

by Shrek 2.3 March 19, 2024

Chris

Chris is a major dick that will steal all of the alcoholic beverages at parties, get drunk, and then pass the fuck out and not interact with anyone the rest of the night. He is also one to be on a tight leash in a relationship and be completely secluded with her and ignore anyone else.

Person 1: “Where’d all the alcohol go?”
Person 2: “Oh, Chris took and drank all of it.”

by Enigmaofmymindarenechanisms May 4, 2018

chris

a orange person superrr fake and annoying but funny {sometimes}

brooo your sooo like chris

by Lizzie-savage February 23, 2018