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Boner

There's a type of Gacha heat boys can go through in real life, and it's called a boner.

A boner causes the penis/dick/cock/shlong to grow abt 5 inches or whatever

Im a girl so I don't really know much about it but I know that.
"When my crush sat on my lap I got a boner"
by Cupcake_Demon29 October 2, 2020
mugGet the Bonermug.

raging home boner

When you hit a home run and the bat isn't the only hard wood
Good job man! That was a damn good raging home boner
by UnsocialHuman34 April 5, 2024
mugGet the raging home bonermug.

Boner Oil

An invisible and untouchable type of oil that covers your pickle in the morning. You can't feel it but it's there.
A: Dude I felt my Boner Oil dripping down my pickle this morning when I woke up.
B: That's impossible!
by Michael Hyperwebster April 4, 2025
mugGet the Boner Oilmug.

Care Boner

When you care so much you get hard
Damn Stacy, When Molly told us about what happened to Jim. I was so distraught I went home and had sex with my wife. I had one hell of a care boner!!!
by SUZUKIRIPPER119 December 2, 2020
mugGet the Care Bonermug.

boner booger

I had so much boner booger on my hand, I needed a tissue.
by Liz David October 3, 2025
mugGet the boner boogermug.

boner thief

A girl who is so mean you couldnt get a boner if your life depeded on it
by Boner theif maker April 21, 2018
mugGet the boner thiefmug.

Reiki Boner

when you try to help a friend out in matters of emotions and or life decisions, but they come at you uninvited with a partial and keep mumbling something you can't quite hear
I helped a friend or aquaintance through a traumatic life event, but afterwards they got all weird, kind of like when you get a boner after a reiki session. Well this is awkward. They might just let you chill in the tea room for an extended period to cool off. Reiki Boner
by spacedolfin August 5, 2024
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