As the Bird Flies

The Act of walking in the most direct route from Cronulla to Stanwell Park 28 kms........well according to Mark Starr. Please note that it is quicker to walk the 28 km than drive the 45km as the bird does not fly......

Mark: Have you guys ever done the walk from Cronulla to Stanwell Park? it's only 28 kms
Us: No, Why would you walk 28 kms?
Mark: It's a really nice walk
Us: 28 kms isn't that far, why is this drive taking so long??
Mark: The Walk is as the Bird FLIES!!!!
Us: haha

by Mags85 December 11, 2013

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by ExeeloguiexE April 16, 2025

taxi bird

Woman you would get at end of nite just to get home as you no money left .usually the ugliest bird there is

I'm skint need to get a taxi bird to get home

by singer61 May 16, 2018

Birds Nest

When you are fishing with a spinning-baitcasting reel and make a mistake causing line to unspool randomly and get tangled.

"Bro I got a huge bird nest. That poles done."

Birds nest - When your line gets tangled

by FishManSnagged October 16, 2025

Bill Bird

The most glorious computer scientist to ever walk this earth. A staple of comedic genius and wit. Has a sandwich named after him, but sadly cannot consume it due to an allergy. He has become the focus of a cult, whereby people confess his love for him and his use of syntactic sugar and making toast on the stovetop.

I just got out of Bill Bird's lecture; he's was the reason why I'm still in school
Bill loves pineapples

by snickerpoodledoop October 19, 2021

bird bender

When you are up on a 48 hour bender or more.

Hey bro, I've been up for 3 days, been on a bird bender.

I was up with the birds again this morning, been on a bird bender.

by anonymous June 10, 2021

Tweaky Bird

Someone with a low weed tolerance, but easily starts tweakin. Tweaky Bird is a pun, deriving from Looney Tune’s Tweeky Bird character. One should always expect a tweaky bird to start buggin, no matter how much y’all smoke.

Matt: Why are you buggin, we’re only smoking mid.
Steve: Leave him alone! Tweaky Bird always be buggin.

by Lonelyboi_dan January 8, 2019