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If I were you I would run.

A calm way of saying RUNNN
There's four people coming. If I were you I would run.

NEVER RUN!!!

Anddddd we lost.
by AntiOof December 1, 2021
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goalie run

when soccer goalies go for a "run" and once they can't be seen start walking, because when do goalies really run?
hey you tired after that run? No, i'm a goalie!, i took a "goalie run"
by Goalkeeper00 August 19, 2012
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run them blut

she run them blut
by rabysally<#333333 January 18, 2022
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Run

Run.
Run.
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family-member run-around

Refers to the common but totally unproductive/destructive practice of a young child's parents and/or two or more older family members successively "delegating" or "passing the buck" from one family member to another when the youngster asks a difficult/uncomfortable question, rather than the initially-queried adult's simply saying, "I don't know" or, "That is not something you need to know just yet --- wait till you're a few years older to ask about that."
Small girl: Daddy, how was I born? Where did I come from?
Father (glancing up from his evening paper): Go ask your mother that question.
Small girl (toddling over to her mother, who is knitting by the fire): Mommy, how was I born? Where did I come from?
Mother (looking up from her knitting, surprised): You know --- that's a really excellent question... why don't you ask your father about that.
Small girl: Well, I already did --- Daddy told me to ask you.
Mother (exasperated): Oh --- well, then, I think maybe your Uncle John could help you answer that.
Small girl (going outside where her uncle is lounging on the porch swing): Uncle John, how was I born? Where did I come from?
Uncle John: Hummmm... lemme guess --- didja ask your parents about that, and they sent you to me?
Small girl: Yes, Uncle John --- Mommy said you'd be just the person to ask.
Uncle John: Ahhhh... givin' ya da ol' family-member run-around, are they?
by QuacksO October 26, 2016
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run my top

Term for "you're my bitch now", and to give head to the person who said this to you.
Friend one: run my top

Friend two: no Jennifer i don't want to

Friend one: u my bitch tho...
by Jenni.fer May 27, 2019
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Buns to the runs.

Phrase. When one has runs coming out of their buns.
"Got the buns to the runs my man...buns to the runs."
by Billy the fucker January 3, 2014
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