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dry top

When one places their hand upon another’s bra and feels the fabric/material of which the bra is made from.
“I dry topped that beour, her fabric is very good quality
by Cheeky thing January 15, 2019
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This is what the once-relatively-very-popular Let's Play Youtuber, "jacksepticeye" says at the start of his YouTube videos on Youtube.com (owned by Google (owned by Alphabet Inc.))
jacksepticeye: Top of the mornin' to ya, laddies! My name is jacksepticeye and today we'll be watching furry hentai
other person: ...
by Hunterry April 22, 2022
mugGet the top of the mornin' to ya, laddiesmug.

Top Heavy

A female so attractive from the waist up that her partner would finish before even continuing below the waist. Pretty face, great breasts and all the sexy attributes above the waist.
That blonde is so top heavy I’d finish before I got to third base.
by rancherogringo March 15, 2025
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frosty top

an old person. the “frost” referring to their grey hair on top of their head.
“these frosty tops walk so slow!”
by Iwearsockstosleep April 5, 2022
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Top Deck

Top deck...

Refers to the male genetalia, where half is lighter than the other half.Usually the balls and half the shaft is brown or darker and the top is lighter, like a Cadbury Top Deck chocolate.

Also applies to when the whole of the man's genetalia is darker than the rest of his body.
"omg girl, I made out with him finally and he has a top deck"

He looked at his dick and realised he was a top deck

He was white as snow but he was swinging the top deck
by TopDeck August 20, 2022
mugGet the Top Deckmug.

Stove Top Stuffing

Stove Top Stuffing is when you have sex on top of the oven
Person 1: "Bruh I had some Stove Top Stuffing last night"

Person 2: "Dude it's not even Thanksgiving"

Person 1: "Should have heard the thanks she was giving me last night while I fucked her on top of the oven."

Person 2: "ohhhh that kind of Stove Top Stuffing"
by TheBreakfastBros September 17, 2023
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Top Baby

When the dominant person in sex, who happens to be a baby.
Naoki is a top baby while his girlfriend is a bottom bitch
by TaroChiMochi December 29, 2019
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