by UrBoiCanCount June 18, 2017
You: hey britney, why do birds suddenly appear?
Britney: i dunno y?
You: just like me, they long to be, close to you...
Britney: i dunno y?
You: just like me, they long to be, close to you...
by Jabbert florvin July 17, 2021
Hannah: Did you know my name is a palindrome?
Todd: Did you know I don't care?
Hannah: Geez... hey, what the hell is that in your dog's mouth?
Todd: Oh that? That's just Dirty Bird Jenkins. He loves that thing.
Hannah: Oh,ok. Hey, did you know my middle name is Racecar? Also a palin...
Todd: Palemdrome, we get it. Who invited you here anyway?
Hannah: Your mom.
Todd: Did you know I don't care?
Hannah: Geez... hey, what the hell is that in your dog's mouth?
Todd: Oh that? That's just Dirty Bird Jenkins. He loves that thing.
Hannah: Oh,ok. Hey, did you know my middle name is Racecar? Also a palin...
Todd: Palemdrome, we get it. Who invited you here anyway?
Hannah: Your mom.
by Lilbunnymofo February 21, 2023
The name of the noise that is made when you stub your toe or smash your balls on a broad or sharp object.
by PeckerWrecker69 April 09, 2018
by Bird Chirper August 26, 2023
Someone who uses a military background ( usually stolen valor) as a way to attempt to get sexual favors.
by Whisper crew May 04, 2020
A nickname for your most sane, but slightly insane, friend. They are grounded and hard working, but are also there to have a good time. They are open to talk at anytime, day or night, and are excellent conversationalists. They can be very matter of fact, and will be honest with you always. They are a “4 lifer”, and are always there when you need them. They are great for movie nights, mall meetups, and annoying with your obsession with Tom Holland. They are forever an icon, and are going places in life. They are also always extremely horny.
“Hey my MAGESTIC SEA BIRD, did you see Tom Holland in that new movie trailer?”
“Yeah, he makes me so horny.”
“NO, he is MY MAN.”
“Yeah, he makes me so horny.”
“NO, he is MY MAN.”
by TomHollandsPissPig May 29, 2021