Tabitude

It's a noun that describes a mood your girls gets into over the most prettiest or things that really don't matter to anyone but her lol

One day my girl woke up and couldn't find her "blue" lighter to smoke a cigarette and instantly had a tabitude for the next couple hours and even offered her a light to use and she didn't care and was mean until she found the blue one and wouldn't talk to anyone until she did

by Georgiapeach563 March 12, 2026

tabs on deck

to have xanax on-hand.

if you're bringing bitches over, let 'em know i've got tabs on deck!

by marblecakealsothegame13 March 3, 2025

Taborgui

A word used to describe something that defies explanation—an enigma wrapped in a mystery, sprinkled with confusion. You know it, you feel it, but you just can’t put it into words.
A term of endearment for someone who is so uniquely them that no existing vocabulary does them justice.
Allegedly of Finnish origin, but no Finnish person has ever heard of it. Experts suspect it emerged from the northern wilderness, carried on the Arctic winds by an ancient, possibly mythical, reindeer whisperer.

"What’s that weird yet oddly satisfying feeling you get when you hear a song from your childhood but can’t remember the name?" "That’s a total Taborgui moment."

"Why is she staring at the toaster like it just insulted her ancestors?" "Oh, that’s just her being Taborgui—completely herself, beyond explanation."

by TheNotSoUnknown March 8, 2025

tablor

guy usually with a great moustache! He is also very hung (like a horse)

I can see it through tablor's pants, hes hung!

by jeborison March 17, 2025

Tableing

When you and your homies go out while being drunk and distract someone as another person comes from behind and body slams the unsuspecting victim into a table, then crushing them with another table.

Yooo me and the guys went out last night and started tableing unsuspecting elderly people. You gotta join us tomorrow night!

by Theonewhowhat March 19, 2025

TABLE

A person who pops up randomly like a thirty second unskipable ad and brings the motherfucking table to the function

"Oh here comes jake the table" "table is so smash able"

by Capycinno March 22, 2025

TABLE

An individual who pops up randomly around and about like a 30 second unskipable advertisement and likes to spread alpha male red-pill quotes and trying to make it seem like they are the main character.

Person One: "Oh, here comes table, I haven't been able to avoid him today!"

Person Two: "I know right?! brings the motherfucking table!!!"

by Capycinno April 3, 2025