Alex

Harvey. This is a hidden love letter and I've had a cum shrine dedicated to your glorious, gargantuan acni infested balls hidden behind a moldy old sofa in my Granny's attic since the fall of 98 and should you make me your polite and peteat little housewife with a plucky arse I can promise that we will have many greasy, shark-nosed, crippled little fucks for years to come.

P.S. Grease makes great lube.

"Alex I am quivering in desperation for your chode to go so far down my throught that it bashes my lungs in" Said Harvey.

by Amozon Alexa September 26, 2022

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Alex and randy are not really friends

by Real Alberto July 5, 2022

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Alex

extremely asian

Joe: Do you know alex?
bob: oh yeah dude he's asian af

by OntheVspectrum April 15, 2024

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alex cabrera

the most asian person you'll ever lay eyes on. it is said if you look directly at his asian eyes, you'll go asian yourself

guy 1: "look how asian Alex Cabrera is"
guy 2: "DON'T LOOK DIRECTLY AT HIM"

by diabeto June 24, 2014

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Alex

Absolute top shagger, proper ladies man

Cor, look at that lad he's definately called Alex

by Pubfucker69 November 22, 2021

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Alex Fokas

An absolute beast of a human who will probably beat you at any race, in any sport, at any distance and at any time of the day. All round a better athlete than you. And your mom. Probably better than 3 of your dogs as well. He will manage anything he puts his mind to.
Also an extremely good dude.

To be in the presence of Alex Fokas is to be blessed. Namaste

by KOM4sure February 24, 2022

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