Smoked Meat Sandwich

Once a dude notices he has yanked the wang for way too long causing a dry burning sting, he then proceeds to place his smoked wang between two slices of rye bread spreaded with mustard for relief. A highly effective technique praised by Hippocratus himself, the Smoked Meat Sandwich dates back to Babylonian times where the desert’s aridity would prove quite cruel for onanists of all beliefs. Introduced to Montreal during the Twentieth Century by European Jews, the Smoked Meat Sandwich is considered a genuine art de vivre by French tourists.

Montrealer 1 : This Smoked Meat Sandwich sure hits the spot!
Montrealer 2 : God bless the Jews!

by AlabamaBaby April 5, 2021

Swap Meat

When two men engage in the act of placing their erect penis' into one another's open orifices. Many times the two men will engage in a homosexual version of 69...hence the term "swap meat"

Dude i walked into the room the other night and Petr A and The Don were trying to "swap meat"...gross, doesn't The Don have a foreskin? Ya so Petr ordered the meat extra crispy i suppose

by P Hilarious April 19, 2010

meat head

Term given to american muscle car owners who believe that their car is something special when they race and beat a car that comes with 1/3 the horsepower. The american car is often primer and has huge meaty tires on the rear (hence the term) and pizza cutters in the front. Not made for turning, the meat head car is fast in a straight line and on motorways without turns. The meat head car also sounds like an amtrak train or a tug boat.

Mullet-sporting-redneck: Check it out Joebob, I just smoked that ricer in my hemi-cuda.
Import driver: Wow....what a meat head.

by 572 November 9, 2007

all meat and no potatoes

Comes from the 1940's song by Fats Waller, "All That Meat and No Potatoes." The phrase refers to a physically attractive woman with an otherwise nice figure "all that meat", but who is proportionally small breasted, "and no potatoes".

All that meat and no potatoes
Just ain't right, like green tomatoes.
Here I'm waiting, palpitatin',
For all meat and no potatoes.

by underboats5 April 15, 2010

meat hoons

a term commonly used to describe a woman's breasts.

Yo, check out that girl's meat hoons!

by heycheese June 19, 2009

meat mom

a mom whos obsessed with fattening her kids with meat

the meat mom made her little kid eat a cow

by peter cookie December 30, 2009

Meat Hamper

A Vagina that supplies satisfaction to the lonely Penis. A Slut's Vagina.

I can't seem to find anyone else to have sex with. Can i fill your Meat Hamper?

by Hairy biscuits November 7, 2009