you little umbrella monkey quack sack

World's best insult

By Phil Lester a.k.a. AmazingPhil

Asshole: bitch
Me: you little umbrella monkey quack sack
Asshole: what?

Me: *walks away like a boss*

by fluffy-black-unicorn January 08, 2017

Whines more than a little blue nun

Someone who is always sniveling and whining

Joe: Bill takes the fun out of everything

Dave: yeah, that dude whines more than a little blue nun!

by Tiltied August 20, 2020

Little fish, big fish, cardboard box

The beginning to the disstack to end all disstracks. ImAllexx Insults commentary channel WillNE and then Memeulous, Pyrocynical and Kavos in his perfect video “Commentary Cancer ”

Little fish, big fish, cardboard box, wills got a head like a minecraft block...

by One_True_Lad March 13, 2020

big orange muppet with little grabby hands

Nickname for President Donald Trump

POTUS is a damn joke. He's nothing more than a big orange muppet with little grabby hands

by cranioDan11 January 30, 2017

have a little sympathy for the jackass down south

Pick-up line for the desperate.

"Hey, can I buy you a drink?"
"No"
"Have a little sympathy for the jackass down south!"
"...I'm getting a restraining order."

by NotARapist April 24, 2005

A little floor spice makes everything nice.

1. What you say when your friends catch you eating something off the floor.
2. What you say to a friend that dropped something while cooking for a large group of people.

Boy: *drops cookie on the floor*

Girl: "Oh my god... Don't eat that!"

Boy: "What's wrong with it? A little floor spice makes everything nice. XD

by f this... too many names December 23, 2012

too much sand for my little truck

A member of opposite sex that although possibly attractive is just too fat to put it to. Opposite of a butta face.

Janet is is cute and all, but a bit too much sand for my little truck.

by routtatout August 12, 2007