House Gay

When an otherwise straight man of considerable financial means has a close, live-in (usually masculine) gay friend for camaraderie, shared hobbies, garage time and the occasional, casual sexual dalliance. The House Gay is generally a "kept man" and is lodged in a guest house or separate wing of the home from the man's primary partner.

Brad's so lucky Kristen's fine with him having Jake as his House Gay, I wish I could afford one!

by TheHemingwayGay June 19, 2025

Rat in my house

DESCRIBES A DOMESTIC LIVING SITUATION IN REFERENCE TO SIGNIFICANT OTHERS INTENDING TO DISRUPT IE CHEESE EATER A BUDDY GUY LYRIC CITED QUOTE

There's a rat in my house and she's running around on two legs

by Harmonica homie March 8, 2021

house burning down

vigorous anything! works particularly well with the sex act!

she was fucking him like a house burning down

hes' drinking like a house burning down, lets' get some money riding on how soon he charfs!

he was driving like a house burning down but the cops socked it to him............

by michael foolsley November 22, 2009

party house

Party house

We going to the party house

by anonymous November 3, 2020

House slips

Slippers wore around the house

Ay bro, did you see jonny's new house slips?

by Teddy Ray August 28, 2016

Pretzel House Republic

The great not-so-democratic country producing the best convoluted lye-treated dough product ever seen to mankind.

Major political and military power in parts of germany.

Pretzels are not to be ingested.

The Pretzel House Republic took over the whole country of Austria.

North Korea is sympathizing with the Pretzel House Republic for their huge supply of weaponized Pretzels.

by Secretary fo alternative facts October 3, 2017

Kicking Your House

When a Black guy bends over a small white girl and shoves his GIANT cock into her asshole and stretches it so much it remains stretched. He then inserts a bottle and drinks the bottle out of her asshole.

I’m kicking your house.

by Playerplays September 9, 2025