international hit a man month

do you hate men? me too! well lucky you because august is international hit a man month! during international hit a man month you can legally hit any male ever. so beat that bitch up and call it female empowerment cuz thats what i do <3

you: *hits a man*
man: "hey that kinda hurt"
you: "cry about it, its august"
man: "what do you mean?"
you: "fucking worthless idiot, august is international hit a man month"
man: "oh! i didnt know that! well in that case go ahead, after all it is international hit a man month"

by i.hate.men March 22, 2021

the 90s hit her hard

When a person's eyebrow are so thin, or even not existent. It is assumed the person plucked their eyebrows so thin, a popular style in the 90s and early 00s, that they can no longer regrow them.

God, her eyebrows are so thin. The 90s hit her hard.

by Rose128 October 28, 2017

Victory Hit

1 completely legal and consequence free way to hit a girl that has pushed you to the limit

My girl wouldn't keep her mouth shut about me not taking out the trash. So i Victory Hit her into the coffee table. Looks like she will be taking the trash out now

by iToad May 14, 2011

Hit-a-lick

To aquire or obtain goods or cash by means of theft in a quick or "lick"ity split fashion!

Thug 1: yo i hear the kay jewelers on 5th street has only 1 female workin tonight and they have no security guard.

Thug 2: fa sho and they close in 20 mins.

Thug 1: lets get a mask and hit-a-lick!

Thug 2: aight, but first i gotta call my baby momma and let her know im gonna be home late.

by Jonny_Feeva October 18, 2023

Hit

(Hit)

I wish I was hit

by CMAML March 17, 2019

Hit the featherball

going to sleep

Oh heaven's. I'm gonna' hit the featherball.

by emoney2012 October 1, 2018

hitting the g spot

When you hit the serif of a G on a Guinness pint on the first sip.

Stubbs is unparalleled at hitting the G spot

by Ricardo Lovehammer July 26, 2024