Brazilian Cream Pie

the act in which telling your girlfriend that you are STD free and then proceed to fuck her grandma contracting HIV, then in the same night, have sex with your Girlfriend but seem super bored, and then cum in her pussy, stitch it shut, and tell her that you contracted HIV from her grandma. She then sends the cum through out her organs to shit out all the cum out her ass.

person 1: I fucked your grandma and gave you HIV
person 2: YOU LITTLE *Shits*
person 1: OH GOD NOT THE BRAZILIAN CREAM PIE

by Forever2297 November 19, 2022

a near pie experience

Anything that's a minor to medium inconvenience

"Man, having to tackle that extra work was such a near pie experience."

by Persephone282 December 24, 2020

moon pie boy

a hottie mchotterson son of a bitch named viktor, he is the best person ever and is so hot and attractive

"omg moon pie boy spoke to me today"

"oh em gee!! you lucky mf. hes so fineeeee"

by Miellas fwend March 19, 2022

Pie Floater

Getting your pooper eaten simultaneously with receiving a hand job

Yo dude u know that chick I matched with on tinder? she gave me a pie floater last night

by nayfo7 May 12, 2020

Pie

verb: to pie

The act of eating pie

Shall we pie Thursday lunch Emilia?

by nikkithewall June 11, 2013

Tuna Pie

When your shorts ride up between your inner thighs. Hugging your, shall we say tuna pie.

Please pull down your shorts, you have tuna pie.

by zizzleme July 13, 2009

pie five

Verb: Slapping a puss with an open palm.

i just gave that stripper a pie five, apparently that is not allowed (even in the champagne room).

by lesbenson November 12, 2013