Facebook

A website used by antivax moms/millennials posting Videos and pictures of their 2 year old

Oh look another naked baby on my grandmothers Facebook page

by w h y November 20, 2021

Facebook Frenzy

The short period of time, after a night out, or a notable event (such as a birthday or other social gathering) where non-stop notifications are recieved as photos are tagged and people comment on them.

"Man, there was so much facebook frenzy last night"
"I know, I even changed my profile picture"

by chandlers9 September 1, 2011

Please stop harassing my son on facebook

used by women who hate far left truth.

Stop or i will please stop harassing my son on facebook you
me: oh no! who asked!

by coolperson9293 May 15, 2023

facebook aunt

That aunt who comments long, sentimantal things on your hfacebook posts even though you haven't seen them in year

"Why is Facebook Aunt Peggie posting on my timeline. I barely even know her."

by Doggydip May 21, 2019

Facebook Humping

When you write messages, comment, and otherwise stalk a Facebook friend you have a major erection for, but you are not a close friend outside of Facebook.

Nancy wants to be friends with Connie in real life, but Connie doesn't want to. So, Nancy stalks Connie on Facebook, and otherwise attempts other methods of Facebook Humping.

by AnotherDudeOverThere September 12, 2011

Facebooked

The Act of Silencing someone and taking away their freedom of speech and all their rights! Synonym cancel culture.

I said something wrong I've been facebooked!

by Jeff Casa Grande April 5, 2021

Facebook life

addicted to Facebook and can't live without it .

you have a Facebook life and can't survive without Facebook

by Facebook life June 19, 2016