tite fucking

when a man sticks his dick between a girls tites and humps wildly untill seaman comes out on the girls face

"I was tite fucking this girl and her dog came in a liked my balls "

tite fucking by colonel crackers August 21, 2006

The editors are fucking gay! 

when a gay editor doesnt submit your word on urban dictionary!

oh man that editor is The editors are fucking gay!

The editors are fucking gay! by theditorsaregay February 6, 2009

FFR (for fucking real) 

when something is SO real that it's fucking real.

used many times to show the extreme REALNESS of a person, place, situation, idea, etc.

"hey that guy is cute!"
yeah ffr (for fucking real)!

"I listen to him more than he listens to me."
you're right... ffr (for fucking real)

FFR (for fucking real) by num2011 May 26, 2011

Holy Fucking Shitballs

N. An expression of surprise describing the process of getting piss drunk, then fucking a transvestite hooker, and waking up with shitballs in your ass. In conjunction with your hangover, you may find yourself either good surprised, or bad surprised, followed by the realization that holy shit your wife is going to be home in ten minutes/this bastard just fucked your wife/you're fucking gay.

Etymology - Derived from holy fuckballs, changed the word "fuck" from its verb/adjective case to a pure adjective to modify the word "shit", which, when added onto the term "balls" describes a penis that has recently gone through anal sex without a condom. Hence, "shitballs". Other variations include "shitdick" and "shitcock" and "shitwang" and finally, "shitpenis".

Holy Fucking Shitballs!

Who the fuck are you?
I'm gerry, remember me? We just had hot, sweaty, nasty anal sex.
Holy Fucking Shitballs
Hell yeah man, priest fucked me real good round about when I was ten.

Holy Fucking Shitballs by fuck you, the mighty fucker! October 17, 2010

shut your fucking mouth 

Boi shut your fucking mouth

Nigga shut your fucking mouth or i'm gonna kick your ass

shut your fucking mouth by countrykindaguy May 23, 2016

I-don't-have-the-slightest-fucking-idea-what-I'm-talking-about-but-I'm-opening-my-fucking-mouth-anyways-^_^ 

Created in 2010 by Jevastus Destinus, this "word" means someone that doesn't have the slightest fucking idea what they're talking about, but they're talking anyways.

Jevastus: Yo, you're a fag. I hope you knew that. :-)
Idiot: Umm.... no I didn't. But thanks anyways.
Jevastus: Yes you did, you fucking I-don't-have-the-slightest-fucking-idea-what-I'm-talking-about-but-I'm-opening-my-fucking-mouth-anyways-^_^ fag. :-)

I-don't-have-the-slightest-fucking-idea-what-I'm-talking-about-but-I'm-opening-my-fucking-mouth-anyways-^_^ by Jevastus Destinus January 19, 2011

sport fucking 

1. The activity of having sex for the aerobic benefit. Also, athletic sex.
2. To keep a score card of the act of "love", what a playa does. It's the game that you hate and not the playa

1. I was sport fucking your sister when I threw my back out.
2. Last weekend I was sport fucking and I tapped your moms, your sister, your girl friend and her sister.

sport fucking by LeRoy January 12, 2004