catching the dragon

When you contract more than one STD from one sexual partner, and end up with burning pee, and explosive diarrhea from your mouth.

I was with this girl last night night and now I think I am catching the dragon.

by thedragoniswithme August 4, 2014

dragon bar

Eating a dragon bar is killing two rabbits with one stone. You can eat a super healthy protein bar, while also eating the guilt-inducing flavours like pizza.

I want a pizza, but i also love my abs. Just get a dragon bar.

by Licaadri November 30, 2021

red dragon blumpkin

A red dragon blumpkin is When you are getting your dick sucked while taking a shit and are about to bust a nut you shove your duck down her throat so it comes out her nose and punch her in the nose to make it bleed at the same time

I'm going to give you a red dragon blumpkin

by Joel ( Cincinnati) bell September 19, 2021

dragon bond

The dragon bond is the bond between an older Asian karate tutor and his mentee.

Mr. Miagi had a dragon bond with Daniel-san.

by ThundercatHo December 13, 2021

Reverse Angry Dragon

The act of blowing your load up her nostril, so it goes down her throat in her mouth, transforming her into a little sperm breathing angry dragon.

My Dom reverse angry dragoned me, while shooting his load up my nose.

by Anne_Bonny July 19, 2019

brown-nosed fire dragon

when you have explosive firey diarrhea in a females mouth, duct tape it shut and tickle her untill it come out her nose.

guy one: i performed a brown-nosed fire dragon on my gf last night
guy 2: me next?!

by gay_of_hood_river November 20, 2021

Weather Dragon

KIM SEUNGMIN . He is sad when it’s cloudy and dark, he is also very happy and cheery when it is bright and sunny. He also thinks everyone else is sad when the weather is bad. He wishes he could hibernate like bears in winter.

Stay 1 : Seungmin sent frowning faces on bubble, I wonder if he is sad
Stay 2 : Oh, that’s just because it’s gloomy in Seoul today, he’s a little weather dragon.

by fanofmrmongmongman February 16, 2024