Bearded Dragon

When you are uncircumcised and you pull out all the way and she queefs, blowing up your foreskin. Leaving your uncircumcised member looking like a bearded dragon.

“My wife queefed so hard last night she gave me a bearded dragon, and then I gave it right back to her!”

by Pat Makrotch April 22, 2022

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Bearded Dragon

A bearded man that dresses up to look like Gwen Stefani for a performance every Wednesday night.

"Oh, look at Seth, he is tho tho hot! There's nobody better at bearded dragon."

by SweetSugarBalls March 01, 2023

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Cum Dragon

Cum Dragon is a word when describing a gay dragon who streams

Cum Dragon OwO

by BigBrainTime360 November 12, 2020

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Cum Dragon

When you swallow your man’s nut, but it tastes like ramen & alcohol so you vomit stomach contents and his nut.

I sucked Noah’s dick but his jizz tasted terrible, so I became a cum dragon.

by Hdjshdiehdud February 08, 2018

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Get your partner to give you a blowjob and just as you are ejaculating in her mouth hold her head down hard and shout I HAVE AIDS!! She wont talk to you for a week 97% chance

Dude i just scared the shit out of her with thr cum dragon

by Dola 05 March 30, 2020

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