Guy 1: "Man, you see that chick bent down over there?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, she's definitely bonerable right now."
Chick: "Is that a flashlight in your pocket?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, she's definitely bonerable right now."
Chick: "Is that a flashlight in your pocket?"
by LexBlaze2x July 22, 2022
by Jakoby and efren December 09, 2015
When a male is very vulnerable , therefore a woman catch approach him and engage in sexual activity. With it being of consent from the male of course.
My buddy bagels ended up going home with that very attractive female because she noticed he was acting very boner-able. So she took advantage of him.
by DirkDiggler909 September 12, 2022
Occurs when your phone displays completely full bars, thus ascending in a shape that resembles an erect penis (a boner).
by joerun26 July 21, 2010
When a woman decides to be ill-defined in a gender sense she can become very unattractive to men to the point of being non-boner-y.
by OlFriar April 13, 2021
Keeping a man at bay in a situation where his boner cannot be used, or where he has experienced a situation so full of boner poison that he does not even desire to use said boner.
"Dude, that movies last night were so full of boner poison, I was taken boner hostage."
"That girl last night was such a tease, it was a straight up boner hostage situation."
"That girl last night was such a tease, it was a straight up boner hostage situation."
by JLLee September 04, 2011
A boner men get when they’re around the girl that they see as the hottest girl in their opinions. Eternal boners can happen from a guy looking at a super hot nude girl on porn, seeing a naked hot in person when they’re about to have sex with them, or seeing their crush naked whatever if it’s in porn or real life.
Me: Man, I cannot stop thinking about Matilde. Every time I see her naked pictures and videos from her Onlyfans, I feel like I get an eternal boner. If I see her naked in person, I’d really have an eternal boner.
Person: Dude, you’re obsessed with her. You wouldn’t last one second having sex with her.
Me: Yes, but I’d still have a huge boner after cumming. I bet I could cum multiple times.
Person: Yeah, right.
Person: Dude, you’re obsessed with her. You wouldn’t last one second having sex with her.
Me: Yes, but I’d still have a huge boner after cumming. I bet I could cum multiple times.
Person: Yeah, right.
by Excrushman January 03, 2021