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manus-boner

the type of weird, oddly sexual excitement gotten from something usually entirely non sexual. one can get a manus-boner from anything they're passionate about, but the original definition was weapons. traditionally a manus-boner was gotten only when looking at cross-sections of guns, listening to explosions, or gunshots, or watching swords being forged. however just like with the other kind of boner, everyone has their own tastes, and the definition was expanded to include the moment when good writing, an especially impressive freerunning manoeuvre, or even a piece of music makes you stop, and savour the moment creepily. now it can be used to describe just about anything that makes your one weird friend shudder with pleasure as if being edged except for anything actually sexual.
"dude. i was watching man of arms yesterday, and they made a chainsword from warhammer 40k. biggest manus-boner of my life"

*playing a videogame* "ooh, listen to the remmington r5 go. it's beautiful"
"yeah, the remmington gives him a manus-boner. just ignore him"
by borbersk May 6, 2020
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text boner

Noun. When someone is excited in a message or in their writing and they show their excitement in all caps.
Example of a text boner: OMFG IM SO EXCITED FOR THIS WEEKED!!!
by Bayra Diamond October 28, 2013
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Derp Boner

We you Accomplish something so stupid, you get hard.
Rednecks get a derp boner when someone says “here, hold my beer!”
by Ink Freak December 30, 2017
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Boner Sauce

The term Boner Sauce is a phrase that is used in replacement of the word awesome. It means something/someone is totally rad and cool.
That pasta was so Boner Sauce
He is so Boner Sauce
That bicycle trick is totally Boner Sauce
by BonerSaucer3 June 27, 2024
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OCD boner

The excitement felt when every detail is in perfect order.
Hed spent days making sure everything was just right. As he completed the project and stepped back to admire his work he was overcome with an OCD boner
by KD Dirt August 8, 2024
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personality boner

When someone is turned on for ones personality not their looks
Ethan got a personality boner for Abbey
by Baller57 February 4, 2017
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Hood boner

When the hood of your sweatshirt is inside out and looks like an erect penis in underwear.
Ew! Get rid of that hood boner! You're in public!
by GettinDickered March 15, 2019
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