Guy who has a boner: *looks down at pants* oh shit... to Teacher: When will I be getting a grade on my project?
Teacher: *looks at pants* well guy who has a boner, soon. you have to go to next period now, so leave please.
Teacher: *looks at pants* well guy who has a boner, soon. you have to go to next period now, so leave please.
by Fuck Your Fat Whore October 2, 2021
Get the bonermug. What you have when you stare at your male friend in class and dream about rubbing his dick against yours. You want him to pin you to the wall and pull down your pants, penetrating you as you moan breathlessly into the wall. You want another girl you see to strip and suck your dick tenderly as you deep throat your friend’s dick, using your hands to feel his smooth tender skin. You then penetrate the girl as he penetrates you, fiddling with her tits and even when everyone cums all over each other you continue, sucking each other dry. Thats when you have a boner in class and disappear during break to the toilet to jerk off for the rest of break to a photo of your friend in your phone, and spend the rest of the lesson rubbing your dick slightly till you are dismissed and go to a mcdonalds with your friend to ambush him in the toilet with your dick out while he is pissing and penetrate him, getting piss all over you and also fellatio-ing him against the bathroom wall.
Hot Gabriel : look at Kean, I really want him to dominate me in bed
Tristan:(reaches out and grabs gabriels dick) Looks like you’ve got a boner mate, wanna rub it off?
Gabriel: Yeah but only if we can do it where people can see us
Tristan: How about I humiliate you in public then?
Gabriel: Yes daddy
Tristan: Suck me harder you little whore
Tristan:(reaches out and grabs gabriels dick) Looks like you’ve got a boner mate, wanna rub it off?
Gabriel: Yeah but only if we can do it where people can see us
Tristan: How about I humiliate you in public then?
Gabriel: Yes daddy
Tristan: Suck me harder you little whore
by Horny SWC bottom November 28, 2022
Get the Bonermug. A Home or an apartment filled with 12 or more guys with their dicks out ready for sexual intercourse
by MarfiaStrikes December 4, 2015
Get the boner valleymug. A absolute legend with the aul hurl that gets unlimited bitches and loves lollipops like a true man. A Billy Boner is an absolute sex bomb.
Girl 1: omg is that Billy Boner with his iconic lollipop
Girl 2: OMG Billy Boners are so hot
Both:* swoon*
Girl 2: OMG Billy Boners are so hot
Both:* swoon*
by Tranny Fanny August 1, 2022
Get the Billy Bonermug. 1.Getting excited from cheaper than usual housing costs.
2. Buying a house and immediately decorating it.
2. Buying a house and immediately decorating it.
by Cheese Chunder October 24, 2022
Get the Homeowner Bonermug. The never-released 1981 porn flick starring John Holmes as President Ronald Reagan, screened privately every Fourth of July for a handful of top-tier Republicans at The Bohemian Grove, their tightly-guarded summer enclave in the Northern California Redwoods.
He'd figured it was an urban legend, but there it was, July 4th in the Grove's outdoor amphitheater, "Star Spangled Boner".
by Monkey's Dad March 25, 2020
Get the Star Spangled Bonermug. by Meat chub December 29, 2019
Get the Baloney Bonermug.