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Bob Gould is someone who always keeps their head up there ass and walks around anywhere in a building on a power trip because he has a small dick
Clint: hey Joe pretend your doing something shrimp dick Bob is coming he’s gonna try and tell us what to do again

Joe: he can’t even sword fight I’m chillin.
by Mr gat August 26, 2025
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Bob Harriet

When you take a poop and it is so forcefull, it sprays all over the toilet, walls and ceiling.
I feel bad for the janitorial staff I just took a Bob Harriet.
by Cuntifficer August 27, 2025
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Jim bob

A redneck pervert that Marries one or more of his own daughters.
See that pervert over there. He’s a real Jim bob.
by Evillive August 27, 2025
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Punch it like Bob

"When reality gets in the way of pretentious bull-shit, but you still want to push your agenda in".
Some bloke down-under didn't like much about his heritage being brought up when he wants to show that he's something else altogether. When questioned, the angry old bloke offered a punch to the person who asked. So let this be known forever as punch it like Bob.
Guy 1: Oh yah, punch it like Bob, mate!
Guy 2: Who are you cheering?
Guy1: Nah, I'm looking at that guy over there. He's sitting in the business class with an economy tickets and shouting at the cabin crew for asking him to leave.
Guy 2: Maybe his seat is next to the toilet.
by FallenV August 29, 2025
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Cowboy Bob

A snarky, priveleged & sadistic old timer that got checked. Yippie kie Yo MTF!
After years of being stalked & terrorized she finally checked Cowboy Bob.
by Cashcowstampede August 31, 2025
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Uncle Bob's recovery tips

Refers to a video course to guide you through ceasing compulsive masterbation, porn use and / or recovering from sexual addiction and sexual dysfunction.

Also

Porn induced sexual dysfunction

Yourbrainonporn.com
How's our fuckaholic doing with uncle Bob's recovery tips?
by Modern Women September 3, 2025
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bob

someone that is really spoiled and calls everything autistic except himself even though he is one
bob: basketball is so autistic
someone: like you
bob: i aint
someone: yes you are and you are also spoiled
bob: 😭
by A random ahh kid September 3, 2025
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