arse baby

A baby born to a man through his arse hence arse baby

most mackems are arse baby's

by harry clasper August 27, 2017

Baby Gangbanger

An individual (often times a teenage male) that acts in an overtly bastardized parody of what they assume a gangster acts like, despite being of privileged origin. Much to the disdain of those around him.

"Laila needs to control her baby gangbanger ass boyfriend, he pretends to be hard but we all know he's a rich boy from the suburbs"

by trishlikesfish July 16, 2022

Melon baby

When you eat too much melon and your tummy bloats up like you're pregnant.

Guy #1: You feeling alright man? Is it the potato salad?
Guy #2: Nah, I just ate too much watermelon and now I got a melon baby. (caresses stomach)

by Stephen A.B. October 16, 2019

Baby Catcher

A midwife, a person who delivers babies. Based off Peggy Vincent's book Baby Catcher.

Joe - So you are pregnant?
Mary - Yeah, hoping to get a good baby catcher to deliver my baby.

by Originalized November 7, 2011

baby bingus

a stupid fucking cat with no hair

what are you doing?
i am burning my fucking eyes wuth baby bingus

by guys please February 10, 2021

Throat baby

A person that gives oral sex good

That girl a throat baby

by anonymous December 13, 2021

sack baby

A sack baby is a baby who, in olden times, would have been killed in infancy, by being placed into a burlap sack and thrown into a body of water.

Jake fell asleep in Mr. Parten's science class and drooled all over the desk. Mr. Parten pointed out what a sack baby he is.

by Mr. Parten's Science Class October 21, 2015