12 april

If youre born on this day, youre fat and ugly and go take a shower. Your name probably starts with an S and you really like stupid fat ugly ass stupid horses.

Barbara: Hey! When were u born?
Sara: 12 april.
Barbara:Ew wtf go take a shower you nasty bitch

by cancollector June 1, 2022

April 18th

National ass fucking day

huddo "Fuck cant wait for april 18th" Willie "fucking oath"

by hudson paz August 3, 2020

6 april

Day when the flatest people are born on

Dam he was born on 6 april, he must be flat

by anonymous July 31, 2023

April 28

Do what your boyfriend tells you to do
It’s the law
Do it ladies.

Him: send me $700
Her: ok I will since it’s April 28

by Buttbubble April 27, 2020

April 11

Eepster

April 11, national eepster day

eepster is a holiday in which you sleep all day for as long as you can

by Spoofu June 16, 2024

April 4

A day a muthafkn king was born

Kurt was born on april 4

by 82736382 November 23, 2021

April 11th

April 11th is know as propose to your girlfriend day!

Hey Anna guess what day it is!
What Brad, it’s just the 11th of April?
April 11th is propose to your girlfriend day!

by Sukibluki April 10, 2024