by Hiva November 29, 2004
Get the oh damps mug.Diplomatic way of telling a customer to go and fuck themselves. Used most often by Customer Service staff to deflect from a request to fix a service breakage or deficiency by describing what is usually an elaborate and inconvenient way for the customer to work around the breakage.
"I cannot pay you online."
"Oh you can just call us, follow the voice prompts, type in your phone number, credit card number, expiry date, last three digits and amount into your phone keypad, and pay that way."
"Did you just tell me to go fuck myself?"
"We sure did. Anything more we can help with today?"
"No, that was it, thank you."
"Oh you can just call us, follow the voice prompts, type in your phone number, credit card number, expiry date, last three digits and amount into your phone keypad, and pay that way."
"Did you just tell me to go fuck myself?"
"We sure did. Anything more we can help with today?"
"No, that was it, thank you."
by jillmcpail June 8, 2022
Get the Oh You Can Just mug.Johnson squares up to Timmy, and Timmy says "You wanna go?". Johnson backs up a few steps, turns around and walks away in shame. Timmy says in response to the depression coming off of Johnson "Oh Aight.
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Get the Uh-Ohs mug.Slang for a gentleman's ridiculously (and quite obviously) over-stuffed package. AKA: Nether regions/"Johnson" area/dude who is shoving socks in his briefs. A dude whom totally has a roll of quarters shoved down there.
"Hey Jareth, the "Goblin King", could you wear some looser pants, ya almost poked my eye out with your tight, ass, ballerina, pants, that sport your gigantic "Oh yes!".
Jareth: "If I thought for one second that you were betraying me, I'd be forced to suspend you head first in the Bog of Eternal Stench!"
Hoggle: "OH NO, YOUR MAJESTY! NOT THE ETERNAL STENCH!"
Jareth: "OH YES, Hoggle!"
Jareth: "If I thought for one second that you were betraying me, I'd be forced to suspend you head first in the Bog of Eternal Stench!"
Hoggle: "OH NO, YOUR MAJESTY! NOT THE ETERNAL STENCH!"
Jareth: "OH YES, Hoggle!"
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