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porn

ITS VERY USEFUL FOR A SAD MAN.
Bob: WOW I JUST WATCHED SOME TELETUBBIES
Duck: WHAT ABOUT PORN YOU PUSSY?
Bob: I need a gun. One bullet. I need a gun with only one bullet.
Duck: LOSER LOSER LOSER!!!!! LOL XDDD
by BOBHATT?!?! June 23, 2020
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porn

the experience where you watch people have intercourse because you are a lonely son of a bitch with no life. You should kill your snake because having a snake lowers the odds of losing your virginity before you die by 75%.
if you watch porn you have no life
by cockSk8ter69 July 6, 2019
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Gay porn

Gay porn should be more ilegal than child porn, the type of person to watch gay porn is usually named Dylan, he enjoys watching it but doesn’t want to admit it.
-Hey dude were you watching gay porn
-Yea
-You’re weird as shit, shoot yourself nigga
by anonymous January 15, 2025
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Porn

things like websites, books, videos, etc.. that are regarded as emphasizing the sensuous or sensational aspects of a non sexual subject and stimulating a complusive interest in their audience
train porn: railpictures.net , RR picture archives.net, and live railcams like Virtual railfan.
Aviation porn: planespotters.net, jetphotos & airliners.net
by EMD F59PHI November 15, 2024
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Porn type

One who’s bangable but not relationship worthy
She’s my porn type
by Reepops08 July 15, 2019
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paper bag porn

Old 1970's lingo for hardcore underground, illegal pornagraphy (which is legal now).

Also known as "brown paper bag porn".
"Got any of that paper bag porn under the counter?"
by LingoOG September 22, 2017
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Porn

Sexual material which destroys your brain by messing up your dopamine receptors, releasing extremely high amounts of dopamine, that nothing else can, causing you to not find anything else as fun, making you pretty much depressed and causes extremely unrealistic expectations for sex, but most people defend it as they are addicts themselves.
That coomer still watches porn? no wonders he's so depressed, and he hasn't even gone to easypeasymethod.org to easily help quit his sad ass addiction!
by knewyawkboi April 2, 2022
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