Idiot potato

A stupid lazy person

Carl is such an idiot potato.

by ManOfHargburg May 3, 2020

Potato

A ugly duckling

The potato lived under a bridge!

by LordMcTaco September 2, 2016

potato

potato, get it

potato is funny yah

by mypasswordis12345678910 November 8, 2018

Amsterdam Potato

The last piece of steak no-one will eat

We went to sizzlers last night and my buddy spilled juice on the steak. Now uts an Amsterdam Potato

by BearEggs November 20, 2018

Oregon Baked Potato

The sexual act of gaping your partners rectum with a dead salmon, then filling their rectum with instant mashed potato powder and hot water. The partner then uses a StairMaster to 'mix' the mashed potatoes together. Lastly, the partner defecates the mashed potato mix into a bowl, which is then served for Thanksgiving dinner.

Man 1: "Dude, I gave my girl an Oregon Baked Potato last Thanksgiving!"
Man 2: "Dude, what the fuck? I ate at your place last Thanksgiving, thats disgusting! That was dead salmon ass potatoes?"

by the one and only dunce September 7, 2025

creamy potatoes

When you're fucking her from behind and you pull out just in time to cum between her ass cheeks.

Me and Rachel made creamy potatoes last night. We had to do laundry after.

by KarlWithAK3511 February 25, 2018

Potato sapien

A humanoid potato, who lives with homo sapiens, acts lik a homo sapien. But knows that deep inside that he or she is really a potato

"Hey, did you know that Oda is really a potato sapien?"
"Wow, really? She seems like a homo sapien"

by Cadn February 13, 2018